An Austrian weightlifter
Became an American movie star
Married into political royalty
Became Governor of California
Became a spokesperson for morality
Fought to control legislature
Won a few battles for his cause
Finished his term
Is going through a very public divorce
I think I’m gonna be sad
I think I’m gonna be sad
I was working as an actor
On a film with a huge movie star
A weightlifter from Austria
A recently married guy
Who couldn’t leave the girls alone
Even got their phone numbers
Even…
His wife was so pretty
And her family was political royalty
Everybody knew what he was doing
And said nothing
I think I’m gonna be sick
I think I’m gonna be sick
We give a man a voice
And the freedom to use it
He speaks out against queers
He speaks out against minorities
He speaks out against anyone who uses the system
But he uses it just fine
And there was talk about changing the constitution for him!
So he could be our fearless leader!
I think I’m gonna be sick
And sad